reinventingthekarmicwheel:

girl: i love you

me: welcome to the club

girl: *gets offended and walks away*

me: …u were the first member

like if u cried

alternativepartyidea099:

brooksbrothersrepublican:

Father and Son.
41 and 43.

how is he his dad but two years younger

alternativepartyidea099:

brooksbrothersrepublican:

Father and Son.

41 and 43.

how is he his dad but two years younger

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officialunitedstates:

kermit meme was definitely my favorite meme of the past few months

  • kermits a nice guy and he deserves a meme made out of him
  • the meme was respectable and showed kermit as a powerful player in our world, judging others’ bad actions but at the same time knowing to keep his mouth shut, which…
howtobeaheartbreaker:

sunset

howtobeaheartbreaker:

sunset

bombing:

okay here’s an assignment for all you hardcore achievement hunting gamers out there: try to not make yourselves look like a bunch of whiny piss babies for more than a week. reward is +10 intelligence so you can finally level up past the mental age of 12

asmilinggoddess:

asmilinggoddess:

now that im in the space mood i’d like to remind each and every one of you that NASA drew a dick on mars. we drew a dick on another planet.  that is mankind’s legacy.

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THIS IS AN ACTUAL PHOTO OF THE SURFACE OF MARS. PLEASE NEVER FORGET THIS.

doctorwhothefuckareyou:

kailivesinabox:

in french we don’t say “i love you”, we say “vous recevez une heure supplémentaire dans la piscine à balles” which roughly translates to “you are my sun, my stars, my everything” and i think that’s beautiful

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Lol, you know there were two seperate white riots yesterday, one over some pumpkins, the other over football. Wonder if we'll have a conversation about white-on-white crime now?

reverseracism:

The white community needs to get themselves together. They need to stop running around burning cars and looting stores. They should be grateful people of color even helped them survive here cause I’d prefer they’d be ship back to Europe if they want to act like this. I blame Macklemore.

~Eon